While riding in the car earlier this week:
Elliot: Who is the hot, hot, hot lady on Spiderman?
Randy and I: * exchange looks of confusion and horror that our 4 year old is referring to a woman as hot* (In my head - What?! Mary Jane? But he's never seen Spiderman movies!)
Elliot: She's on fire.
Me: *realization dawning, sweet relief* Ohhh, you mean Firestar! (Old episodes of Spiderman and his Amazing Friends on Netflix. He hasn't even watched it in months.)
Elliot: Yep! And the cold, cold man, Iceman!