Sylvie ran up to me the other evening complaining, "My bootie's peeking out!". It took me a minute to figure out that her diaper had shifted around and her little cheek was hanging out of her diaper!
Completely out of the blue this evening -
Elliot - (very matter of fact) "I want to die in a few years."
Me - "I want you to live for a long time until you're a little old man, and your body is all worn out. Why do you want to die?"
Elliot - "Because I want to see what God looks like!"
Me - "I hope it's a long, long time before you know that."
Elliot - "Does he have blue skin, or white skin, yellow skin, or red skin?"
Me - "No idea, Buddy!"