Last night Elliot was looking at himself in the mirror after brushing his teeth.
E - "Why do I have two eyes, two arms, one nose, two nostrils, and one mouth with lots of teeth?"
Me - "Because that's how God made you."
E - "Why don't I look like a cat?"
Me - "Because He wanted you to be a little boy."
E - "But I wanted to be a cat!"