Randy and I take turns putting the kids to bed at night. Tonight was my night, so after the kids gave Daddy hugs and kisses, I read a book to them, and then turned out the lights for prayers and lullabies. Elliot prefers me to put them to bed, Sylvie prefers Randy to put them to bed. As I was trying to sing, Sylvie (disgruntled that I'm not Daddy) tells me, "Mama's mean. Daddy's not mean. Daddy's nice. Mama's a bad guy." I tried my best not to start laughing, but it was difficult!